Oct 02 2009

Earn Your Degree Online Like Billy

Chris and me graduation
Creative Commons License photo credit: volantra

Billy Jacob laughed as he casually rolled out of the bed. Still in the clothing he went to sleep last night, Billy scratched his unshaven bearded and mused about the recent events. His uncle, Armbuck Jacob, had finally given up on Billy, and in a fit of anger had told the boy to go "earn your degree online" because "no real professor would ever deal with such an insolent nonsense." While his uncle Armbuck was only being sarcastic, and aggressive, Billy decided to take the advice. Going through to the shower, Billy could only hear his uncle's words in his mind playing over and over. He delighted in the fact that he was able to show off his ability to both be lazy and get an education, a college education. As he pulled the frozen pizza from the refrigerator he realized he only had a few minutes until his first class. Billy was in no rush, and has he chewed on the cold pepperoni pizza, he sat down at the laptop.

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