Hilarious Quotes About Life
Life has a way of bringing you down sometimes but there are plenty of things that you can do to bring yourself back up. You don't have to be in the doldrums, just by getting yourself to think positive is a great way of getting rid of those blues and putting a smile back on your face. One of those ways is by reading something funny so, with that in mind, here are a few Funny Quotes about Life that will help lift your spirits and put some wind back in your sails.
"It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others"- Anonymous
"Life is just a phase you're going through...you'll get over it" - Anonymous
"Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics" - Anonymous
"When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time" - Anonymous
"It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions" - Anonymous
"If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire" - Anonymous
"The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement" - Anonymous
"An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!" - Anonymous
Another thing about these quotes is that most of them have at least a grain of truth in them. That's why we can smile or at least have a little grin, we recognize something of that truth. With that in mind, here is a few more Funny but True Quotes about Life that you to chew on.
"When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane" - Anonymous
"You can't have everything....where would you put it?" - Anonymous
"Life is like eating artichokes, you have got to go through so much to get so little" - Thomas Aloysius Dorgan
"Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?" - Bob Monkhouse
"Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon" - Woody Allen
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television" - Woody Allen
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else" - Will Rogers
"I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it" - Charles Schulz
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